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IT Acronym

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PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
SCSI - System Can't See It
DOS - Defective Operating System
BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM - I Blame Microsoft
DEC - Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too
WWW - World Wide Wait
APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
AMIGA - A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of
Mathematics
COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
LISP - Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers


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